Navy Is Better Then Army Funny Memes

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  Even if you're not a fan of Army, Navy, sports, America, or fun, you can still enjoy these memes.

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  BY DAVID NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY​.COM It's the typical Friday schedule: Memes, then shamming, then safety/Libo brief. Just don't let anyone task you for weekend duty., 1. "Don't say hanging out in the barracks, don't say hanging out in the barracks …" (via Air Force Memes and Humor .), AFMH-supervisor-plans-day-off "Hanging out in the bars.", 2. For the Air Force, just finding the gym is worth 50 PFT points (via Air Force Nation )., AFN-Air-Force-PT-No-Idea-what0im-doing Using the equipment properly is a senior NCO skill., 3. D-mnit, Schmuckatelli. You're not really supposed to answer that (via Team Non-Rec )., TNR-getting-NJPd Now there is so much more paperwork., 4. The Army was trying to help you …   (via Team Non-Rec .), TNR-Uniform-standards-tattoos-military-memes-funniest-768x768 … but you just had to ask for tattoos and black PT socks., 5. When you absolutely, positively need chief to know you're out of uniform:  (via Sh-t my LPO says )., SMLPOsays-coast-guard-parka-432x768 The only way he could stand out more is with a strobe light., 6. Not everyone can be a high-speed, low-drag, turbojet-driven airframe (via Air Force Nation )., AFN-generate-lift Besides, the little guy can takeoff from dirt roads like they're international airports., 7. "You can't dismiss my Scottish heritage like this, staff sergeant."  (via F'N Boot .), Fn-Boot-tactikilt-431x768 He might've gotten away with it if it weren't for the white socks., 8. Never go full Hooah! in a job interview (via Grunt Style )., DDN-looking-for-in-a-job "Covered latrines are a plus but not a deal breaker.", 9. The Navy calls this "The Coast Guard cuddle."  (via Sh-t my LPO says .), SMLPOS-Coast-Gaurd-cuddle-533x768 The Coast Guard: Sort of like a military branch, sort of like a lost puppy., 10. "Never leave a Marine behind …!"  (via Marine Corps Memes .), MCM-Marines-firefight-colors "… except during colors.", 11. He's just trying to keep his boots clean for inspection, chief (via Sh-t my LPO says )., SMLPOS-priming-barefoot-577x768 If you want to be haze grey and underway, just leave him to his painting., 12. Camouflage + PT Belts = Victory  (via Team Non-Rec .), TNR-military-memes-funniest-gun-safety-PT-belt DARPA is working on a vehicular PT belt that could revolutionize mechanized warfare., 13. You will never be first because the warrant officers start leaving before the Libo brief starts (via Team Non-Rec )., TNR-no-one-is-first But keep trying. classedit2   David Nye  -  Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty David is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division's 4th Brigade…, MORE POSTS FROM WE ARE THE MIGHTY:, This Army officer changed her focus from nuclear warfare to comedy 19 things you learn about your buddies on deployment The 5 most legendary snipers of all time, We Are The Mighty, (WATM) celebrates service with stories that inspire., WATM, is made in Hollywood by veterans. It's military life presented like never before. Check it out at We Are the Mighty .

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  BY LOGAN NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY​.COM It's a memes rundown! It's like a memes war except that you can only watch, not comment (for an actual memes war, just pick a random post on our Facebook page and…, 1. Not familiar with this happening at the forward operating base, but I am familiar with this happening at the combat outpost (via Crusty Pissed Off Veteran )., TNR-funny-military-memes-marine-corps-1st-sgt In their defense though, it's partially because supply never sends them new clothes or gear or literally anything besides ammo., 2. "Stand up at the back of the room if you're getting tired." (via Sh-t my LPO says )., shit-my-lpo-says-navy-powerpoint-briefs "Yeah, ok.", 3. "You will respect my authoritah!", Power-tripping-meme-768x768 If he's really going nuts, pop to parade rest and don't come out of it for any reason., 4. Every time while briefing the command team:  (via Air Force Nation ), Air-force-nation-lego-movie-how-I-feel-funny-military-memes "It was a 25-minute class!!", 5. Guys, North Korea is a military juggernaut … somehow. Much frightening., SMLPO-funny-military-memes-north-korea-military Very, very frightening., 6. "Today, we rise!"  (via Pop Smoke ), Pop-smoke-Navy-otters-funny-military-memes I would go on patrol with these guys. You may get killed but it would be an adorable death., 7. The military branch exchange day was quickly canceled and never repeated (via The Reactor is Critical )., Reactor-is-critical-funny-military-memes-army-helicopter-chinook-587x768 We all know that what really happened was the pilot got tired of the crew chief's tone, right?, 8. This is why the airmen seem so uncomfortable on other bases (via Pop Smoke )., Pop-smoke-funny-military-memes-air-force-MRE Everyone is excited they'll finally get pizza while the Air Force wants to know when the hollandaise sauce will be perfected., 9. We didn't promise you a rose garden …  (via Devil Dog Nation ), Devil-Dog-Nation-Marine-Corps-Bootcamps-576x768 … but you can grow one on Farmville if you want., 10. Accurate (via Sh-t my LPO says )., SMLPO-funny-military-memes-navy-submarines-magic-EDIT This is how the Navy controls the deep., 11. Most bubble machines have less chevrons than that (via Air Force Nation )., Air-Force-Nation-Warriors-edge-army-funny-military-memes Must be a general's birthday party., 12. Marines are like small town doctors in that they still make house calls (via Devil Dog Nation )., Devil-Dog-nation-Marine-corps-house-calls-funny-military-memes The U.S. Marine Corps: for that personal touch during the destruction of your country., 13. How does an airborne operation turn into a cautionary tale and internet meme?  (h/t Do You Even Airborne, Bro? ), ht-do-you-even-airborne-bro-funny-military-memes-1024x575 Exactly one humvee burning in. classedit2  Logan Nye  -  Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty Logan is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who…, MORE POSTS FROM WE ARE THE MIGHTY:, Here's how Marine Corps legend Chesty Puller became a 'butterbar' 3 times Meet the 62-year-old sniper who has over 170 ISIS kills This annual competition tests which country has the best snipers, We Are The Mighty, (WATM) celebrates service with stories that inspire., WATM, is made in Hollywood by veterans. It's military life presented like never before. Check it out at We Are the Mighty .

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  BY LOGAN NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY​.COM Look, all we've got here is funny military memes. If that's something you want, keep scrolling down., 1. "You embarrassed the Air Force!"  (via Military Memes ), MM-letter-of-counseling-funny-air-force-memes "What will the American people think when they see this photo?" "I'm pretty sure they'll understand, sir.", 2. Seems like this happened way too often:  (via Marine Corps Memes ), MCM-pyle-funny-military-memes-wrong-rack "I keep a nametape on the bottom of my rack for a reason, dude.", 3. Just bring Windex and you can have all the flights you want (via Pop Smoke )., PS-window-licker-funny-marine-corps-memes-591x768 "Maybe if you muzzle them, they won't be able to lick anything?", 4. The Navy might have gotten this one right (via Military Memes )., military-memes-eagle-funny-army-memes-1 Discos sound way more fun than missions., 5. Things that are easier to find than promotion or ETS papers:  (via Air Force amn/nco/snco ), AF-Amn-NCO-SNCO-funny-air-force-memes-staff-sergeant-bigfoot Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Santa Claus. Whatever., 6. The sequel has a little less action than the first movie (via Coast Guard Memes )., CGM-finest-hours-clean-boat-576x768 More realistic depiction of Coast Guard life, though., 7. No lie, the first time I heard zonk I was left in an empty field with my first sergeant, completely confused (via The Salty Soldier )., TSS-funny-army-memes-fastest-sprint-zonk Luckily, the first sergeant took pity and just told me to report to my squad sergeant for a briefing on "zonk" at 0900 in duty uniform., 8. What's so wrong about skating?  (via Sh-t my LPO says ), SMLPOs-funny-navy-memes Oh yeah, no work would ever get done again., 9. The nice thing about mannequins is that they can't screw anything up (via Sh-t my LPO says )., SMLPO-average-ensign-Funny-military-memes It does seem like his coffee should be further from the edge, though., 10. D-mn, Jody. Give her at least a minute after he gets on the bus (via Devil Dog Nation )., DDN-Jodie-deployment-funny-marine-corps-memes There should be a 50-meter "No Jody" zone around all family areas prior to deployment., 11. Tinder, Facebook, Twitter, everywhere (via Coast Guard Memes )., CGM-funny-coast-guard-memes-qual "No one will believe how cool I look guarding this coast.", 12. When chief finds out the commander has already mandated the release time:  (via Air Force Nation ), AFN-funny-military-memes-keep-you-here-all-night-328x768 But remember, you belong to chief again first thing the next morning., 13. Finally! Get to formation, everyone:  (via Team Non-Rec ), TNR-funny-military-memes-there-was-a-safety-brief Have a good and safe weekend. classedit2  Logan Nye  -  Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty Logan is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with…, MORE POSTS FROM WE ARE THE MIGHTY:, At the beginning of the Civil War, most surgeons didn't know how to treat gunshot wounds Here is the story behind John F. Kennedy's Purple Heart Here are 14 ship names the US Navy needs to bring back…, We Are The Mighty, (WATM) celebrates service with stories that inspire., WATM, is made in Hollywood by veterans. It's military life presented like never before. Check it out at We Are the Mighty .

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  BY ERIC MILZARSKI — WEARETHEMIGHTY.COM F*ck off, North Korea. We have Harvey and Irma to worry about. Unlike you guys, these hurricanes actually can reach our shores., #13: Guaranteed to pass your next POV inspection, (Meme via PNN- Private News Network ), #12: The line between brave and stupid is subjective., (Meme via PNN- Private News Network ), #11: Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again., (Meme via Army As F*ck ), #10: "But my substandard living allowance!", (Meme via Decelerate Your Life ), #9: To all of my civilian friends who say they want to go backpacking in the woods with me. F*ck you., (Meme via Pop Smoke ), #8: Whenever Commo guys say "It's in the FM." FM stands for F*cking Magic., (Meme via Pop Smoke ), #7: Protip- Buy a used woobie at a surplus store, turn that one in, and keep the one you've grown attached to., (Meme via Pop Smoke ), #6: Whoever decides "Let's set the dinner hours to close 30 minutes after close of business and still take out their meal deduction!" is one of the biggest Blue Falcons in the entire military., (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says ), #5: Hollywood Marines be like "I only eat free-range, gluten-free, locally sourced crayons.", (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says ), #4: I believe in you. All those years of shamming will be experience you'll need in college., (Meme via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting ), #3: If it looks stupid but works, it ain't stupid. If laying fire directly into a hurricane doesn't work…, (Meme via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting ), #2: Let's see – 12 pack and about two handles a week, a stupid amount on payday weekends, and almost my entire paycheck on four-days puts me roughly at liver failure by the age of 40., (Meme via Weapons of Meme Destruction ), #1: Frodo and Sam would make great E-4s. An entire fellowship forms to help them and they're like "Nah, dude. We're going to do our own thing.", (Meme via Weapons of Meme Destruction ), MORE POSTS FROM WE ARE THE MIGHTY:, This is why the Navy wears bell bottoms, and it's not for fashion Watch a Marine Corps drumline square off against the Republic of Korea band This is what happens when you run your kitchen like a…, We Are The Mighty, (WATM) celebrates service with stories that inspire., WATM, is made in Hollywood by veterans. It's military life presented like never before. Check it out at We Are the Mighty.

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  BY  WEARETHEMIGHTY.COM Tattoo and military culture often goes hand-in-hand, but some troops have gotten some subpar ink over the years. WATM asked troops over social media what the worst tattoos they…, 1. The infantry spelling fail:, infintry tattoo, 2. The spelling fail of Semper Fi, short for the Marines motto of Semper Fidelis:  One respondent said a Marine had "Semer Fi," while another said, "Smeper Fi is by far the worst." It can't be that…, WATM_Sepmer_Fi Artist representation of this monstrosity., 3. "'Only the dead have seen the end of war' — But it was in Arabic, along his collarbone. Which is convenient for anyone who wants to cut off his head, because it's like 'cut here' instructions.", 4. "My brother got a sword with a ribbon that said 'fly or die.' He was an aviation electrician, never on flight status, who got out as a PFC.", 5. The Army nametape with the Marine Corps camouflage pattern:, army tattoo fail, 6. "No joke, we get a 1-day pass for Family Day in the middle of basic training. My battle buddy gets this absolutely MASSIVE tattoo, shoulder-blade to shoulder-blade, that says 'WARDOGS, Echo 1-50…, 7. Then there is this contender for terrible post-boot camp tattoos:, %embed1%, 8. "Naval compass that read 'North West South East.'", WATM_compass Artist representation of the world's worst compass., 9. "National Guard spouse with cross pistols on her upper back captioned with the words 'MP Wife.'", 10. "Had a 60mm mortar man get 0342 tattoo on his arm" (if you don't get it, a Marine Corps mortar-man's MOS is 0341.), WATM_0342_mortarman Artist representation of the terrible typo., 11. "Tattoo of an elephant. Below the belt. Trunk was what you'd think. Saw it with my eyes. Wish I hadn't.", 12. "When I was in Benning for jump, some mouth-breather got 'AIRBORNE' across his upper back in old English ( Sublime style ). He got kicked out a few days later for some incident out in town, and…, 13. The most hardcore guy in Supply:, supply tattoo  , MORE POSTS FROM WE ARE THE MIGHTY:, That time a mortar attack interrupted Toby Keith's Kandahar USO concert This is how a Humvee can stop an RPG 5 Marine things Kylo Ren would do if he was a Lance Corporal, We Are The Mighty, (WATM) celebrates service with stories that inspire., WATM, is made in Hollywood by veterans. It's military life presented like never before. Check it out at We Are the Mighty .

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